Rallying Up The Republicans

If we can make it through just one more day, it will finally be over.

The Republican National Convention, I mean. I have to clarify because the Repubs are predicting life will end on this planet if they don’t get their way, but you know how Republicans lie.

Take “Lying Ted Cruz” for example. Feeling the desperate need to defend his wife against the charge of ugliness, and his Dad against the charge of crazy as a loon, The Tedster decided to throw himself under the Republican bus by not endorsing The Donald.

The Donald was happy to drive the bus, which was a short one, if you know what I mean.

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