Lyin’ Ted Cruz

On a morning when we’re already finding the list of “What’s Wrong With America” way too long, we get an update from Ted Cruz.

Seems the Cruz was a bit hasty in his denunciation of all things Trump. Lyin’ Ted Cruz would like everyone to know that he really does like the Donald and thinks he would make a swell President.

Professional prevaricator pundits will long argue whether Lyin’ Ted was lying at the Republican convention, or lying today. It seems to me that you can’t have if both ways. Does the pot call the kettle black?

I’m going to do something I haven’t done the entire campaign. I’m going to tell you what I really think of Donald Trump. This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth. And in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology text book, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying.”

Doubling down, the Cruz added: “Donald Trump is a serial philanderer and he boasts about it.” “This is not a secret, he’s proud of being a serial philander. I want everyone to think about your teenage kids. The president of the United States talks about how great it is to commit adultery. How proud he is, describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam. That’s a quote from the Howard Stern show. Do you want to spend the next five years with your kids bragging about infidelity?”

Yesterday’s quote from the Cruz’s Facebook reveals how his feelings for the Donald have changed over time: “After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience, I have decided that on Election Day, I will vote for the Republican nominee, Donald Trump.”

One can take the news of Cruz’s endorsement a couple of ways. Either lyin’ Ted Cruz is a lying scumbag who will do anything to stay elected and in the limelight, or, Cruz has been imbued with Divine Inspiration and has learned that a few Commandments have been rescinded in the interest of getting the Donald elected.

I chose choice number one.

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